A       A#      A#7     A#aug   C7      D       D#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    O|OO    |||O    |||O    ||||    |||O   
 O|||    |O||    |O||    |OO|    ||||    OOO|    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |OO|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D#m6    D#maj7  F       F#aug   F7      G       Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    |||O    ||O|    ||||    |||O   
 ||O|    ||||    O|||    |OO|    O|||    |O|O    |O||   
 OO|O    OOO|    ||||    O|||    |O|O    ||O|    ||O|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .|||O   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
A# | A#aug
A# | A#aug
A# | A#aug
A# | A#aug


[verse]
A#                            D#             F
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
A#                           D#            F
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
A#                         D#              F
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
A#                           D#       F
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Gm/D           F#aug/D          A#/D                 C7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           F        F/G    F7/A
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      A#              A#aug             Gm/A#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A#7           D#maj7              Gm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C7                    F
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D#              D#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
A# | A#aug
A# | A#aug


[verse]
A#                          D#           F
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
A#                         D#           F
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
A#                            D#                   F
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
A#                         D#        F
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Gm/D              F#aug/D       A#/D          C7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          F        F/G    F7/A
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      A#              A#aug             Gm/A#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A#7           D#maj7              Gm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C7                    F
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D#              D#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
A# F#aug D# F
Gm C7 D# F
D# F

A# | A#aug
A# | A#aug


[verse]
A#                                D#                F
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
A#                               D#        F
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
A#                       D#              F
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
A#                               D#               F
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Gm/D             F#aug/D              A#/D             C7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           F       F/G    F7/A
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      A#              A#aug             Gm/A#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A#7           D#maj7              Gm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          C7                    F
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D#              D#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.